{"product_id":"794504032215","title":"SPECTACLE\/BUY BUY BUY | VINYL RECORD (LP)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Okay, let's get our big secret out of the way immediately. Kassie Carlson - she-devil of helium-attack vocals with Guerilla Toss - is both Size Queen and Jane La Onda. Thus, this split LP is nothing more (or less) than a display of two of Kassie's many known musical personalities. And it is a listening experience as haunting as it is haunted, as coolly weird as it is weirdly cool. Size Queen presents a suite of synth-pocked bedroom pop that sounds to me like the dream-state of a young girl whose favorite robot dog has run away. Maybe for good. Gently blabby munchkins try to convince her that everything is gonna be okay, and she kinda swallows it. I thought it was a little weird when the dog started singing what I took - at first - to be a Sonny \u0026amp; Cher cover, but Size Queen didn't seem to notice. Yet, she yearns. Jane's side, which was previously released as a Feeding Tube cassette (FTR 202CS), is cleaner and clearer in it's poppic aspirations. Driving busy synth lines are woven into bright vocals that alternate between robo-talk and gal-chorale. The results are not unlike certain new wave giantesses of ages past, but their shadows are so frightening I cannot recall any of their true names. But even though these lasses shall remain anonymous, the keyboard sound here recalls some very specific antecedents in spots - namely Jeff Lohn's work on Theoretical Girls' 'U.S. Millie' and the anonymous spoot on Snakefinger's cover of Kraftwerk's 'The Model.' It's jumpy, plumpy, and good. Just like Jane. I mean, the Queen. I mean, Kassie... uh...\" - Byron Coley, 2014. LP includes download code.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SIZE QUEEN \/ JANE LA ONDA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46066555584757,"sku":"794504032215","price":17.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0681\/9325\/5669\/files\/0794504032215.jpg?v=1731310278","url":"https:\/\/thevinylvista.com\/products\/794504032215","provider":"Vinyl Vista","version":"1.0","type":"link"}